maxiesatanofficial:

sketchtop:

maxiesatanofficial:

croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

disneypixar:

The legend. The next generation. The unconventional trainer. Cars 3 speeds into theatres this June.

we now have 2 suspects for who killed lightning mcqueen

so I guess this shouldn’t really be News as such but is it fucking anyone else up that cars actually have, like, components and specs in this universe? like setting aside the troubling implications about how the cars reproduce, is there essentially a caste system of sorts where if you’re not a sports car you’re simply not going to be able to race no matter what. or is it the other way around where a tuk-tuk with enough determination and work ethic could hit it big and eventually save up enough money to have themselves remodeled into a compact limousine.

where is car consciousness housed. is it the engine or the chassis or like, is it the Gestalt, and if the latter does that mean that if they have to have components replaced they’re technically a new person now, similar to that one philosophical conundrum about teleportation? what if you made a new car out of parts salvaged from old, broken-down cars. would it be a functional Frankenstein or would it simply not run without the mysterious spark of life that grants these noble creatures sapience. What The Fuck Is Up With Cars, you guys.

i dont think anybody really wanted to know but here you go

cool! this is horrifying!

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mbti as ways they say “i love you”

socratse:

yo-why-am-i-here:

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istp

  • “stay over”
  • “you might like this”
  • “i was just in the neighborhood”

estp

  • “i want you to be happy”
  • “you look like you could use a hug”
  • “i’ll wait”

isfp

  • “you didn’t have to ask”
  • “i’ll meet you halfway”
  • “i’ll be here when you’re ready”

esfp

  • “i saw this and thought of you”
  • “i’m worried about you”
  • “i like your laugh”

istj

  • “don’t worry about me”
  • “i’m proud of you”
  • “that’s okay, i bought two”

estj

  • “you should take a break - you work too hard”
  • “take my jacket, it’s cold outside”
  • “you’re important too”

isfj

  • “i made this for you”
  • “we can share”
  • “i don’t mind”

esfj

  • “it reminded me of you”
  • “i made your favourite”
  • “i want you to have this”

infp

  • “listen to this song - it reminded me of you”
  • “i’m happy you’re here”
  • “i saved you a piece”

enfp

  • “well what do you want to do?”
  • “i picked these for you”
  • “stay there, i’ll come get you”

infj

  • “you dont have to say anything”
  • “i’ll help you study”
  • “i noticed”

enfj

  • “do you need any help with that?”
  • “call me if you need anything”
  • “it’s no bother”

intp

  • “i’ll do it for you”
  • “i really want your opinion on something”
  • “wow”

entp

  • “you can have the last slice”
  • “what do you want to watch?”
  • “do you want to come too?”

intj

  • “is there anything i can do to help?”
  • “it’s okay, i couldn’t sleep anyways”
  • “take mine”

entj

  • “i appreciate what you do for me”
  • “you just made my day”
  • “we’ll figure it out”

what the hell that wow is terrifyingly true. like imagine

someone : “i love you”

intp : “wow”

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thewaragainstapathy:

stability:

no offense but im sick of a school system that constantly preaches “dont be afraid to fail!!!” and then creates an atomsphere where grades are so excessively important and youre anxious if you get anything less than an A

I am a teacher and I promise that we are just as sick of the system as you are

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moosefix:
“ peep-toe-shoes:
“ lennybaby2:
“ pjamma-sf:
“ island-delver-go:
“ secretsinthemargin:
“ I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.
This is honestly the most wild...

moosefix:

peep-toe-shoes:

lennybaby2:

pjamma-sf:

island-delver-go:

secretsinthemargin:

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

image

That’s…a lot.

Lawd. Lol. I need a Xanax after reading that.

The lead character is a Viking Angel Vampire who also becomes a cowboy.

He can teleport, both in place and in time, he saves someone in Montana, he fights Isis AND he has to defeat demon vampires.

get a guy who can do both? NOPE. Get Cnut Sigurdsson, he can do everything!

*Cunt Surgeon

(via dreamwalkertara-deactivated2019)


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